100+ Best Joker Quotes From The Dark Knight

Before sharing Joker quotes from the dark knight let me share with you some info about the Joker. The Joker is a fictional character who appears in Christopher Nolan’s 2008 superhero film The Dark Knight, based upon the DC Comics character and supervillain of the same name.

The Joker embodies themes of chaos, anarchy and obsession: throughout the film, he expresses a desire to upset the social order in Gotham through crime, and defines himself by his conflict with Batman.

So here is a list of 100+ best Joker Quotes the Dark Knight on pain, love and life that are famous inspirational, motivational, deep and make sense also.

Inspirational Joker Quotes

1. “No matter the situation, always wear a smile.” – Joker

2. “A bit of advice…don’t ever apologize to no one for the way you look.” – Joker

3. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” – Joker

4. “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.” – Joker

5. “They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same” – The Joker

 6. “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – Joker

The Dark Knight Quotes

7. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”- The Dark Knight

8. “Smile because it confuses people.” – The Dark Knight

9. “What doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger!” – The Dark Knight

10. “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – The Dark Knight quotes

11. “The pen is truly mightier than the sword!” – The Dark Knight quotes

12. “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” – The Dark Knight

 13. “‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.” – The Dark Knight

14. “This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.” – The Dark Knight

15. “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!” – The Dark Knight

16. “It’s a funny world we live in.” — The Dark Knight

17. “Why don’t you just give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously?” – The Dark Knight

18. “When they treat you like a joke, leave them like it’s funny.” – The Dark Knight

19. “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Dark Knight

20. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” – The Dark Knight

21. “As you know, madness is like gravity: All it takes is a little push.” – The Dark Knight

22. “I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” – The Dark Knight Quotes

23. “I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.” – The Dark Knight

24. “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Dark Knight

25. “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.” – The Dark Knight

Deep Joker Quotes

26. “Not clown—Joker.” – Joker 

27. “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?” – Joker

28. “Do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement?” – Joker

29. “Why so serious?” – Joker Quotes From The Dark Knights

30. “I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Heh. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it.” – Emperor Joker

31. “All I have are negative thoughts.” – Joker Quotes From The Dark Knights

32. “Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody’s civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy.” – Joker

33. “I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.” – Joker

Joker Quotes About Pain

34. “Use the pain as fuel and keep going.”

35. “Dear As*Holes Even my dog understands love and pain, why not your brain.”

36. “I’m Hiding my pain because I don’t want to see my mama cry.”

37. “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!” -Joker

38. “The keys To Happiness Is to not giving a f**k”

39. “The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” – Joker

40. “Your Best will find you at your worst.”

Joker Quotes That make Sense

41. “It’s funny. When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now!” – Joker

42. “I feel like I know you. I’ve been watching you forever.” – Joker

43. “My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose to bring laughter and joy to the world.” – Joker

44. “You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it’s like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t. They think that we’ll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won’t werewolf and go wild!” – Joker

45. “Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong. The same way that you decide what’s funny or not.” – Joker

Joker Quotes About Life

46. “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.” – Joker

47. “I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.” – Joker

48. “I hope my death makes more cents than my life.” – Joker

49. “For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.” – Joker

50. “Be humble, be kind but drag the fucker who crosses the line.” – Joker

10 Best Joker Quotes From The Dark Knight

51. “You get what you f**king deserve!” – Joker

52. “I don’t know why everyone is so rude, I don’t know why you are; I don’t want anything from you.” – Joker

53. “I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.” – Joker

54. “When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?” – Joker

55. “Forgive my laughter. I have a condition.” – Joker

56. “If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.” – Joker

57. “Do I look like I’m joking?” – The Joker

58. “You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?” – The Joker

59. “Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?” – The Joker

60. “As my plastic surgeon always says; If you gotta go, go with a smile.”  – The Joker

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Joker Quotes About Love

61. “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” – The Joker quotes

62. “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – The Joker

63. “To me, love is about being able to see the light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.”     

64. “Find what you love and let it kill you.” – The Joker

65. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.” 

66. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.” 

67. “Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal.”

68. “You know it’s love when you can’t get enough of craziness.” – The Joker

69. “It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.” 

70. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!” 

71. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” 

72. “Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger and the reason behind your silence.”

73. “No matter how broken you are. There is someone out there who will love you enough to put you back together again.”  

74. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?” 

“We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.” – The Joker

75. “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”

76. “You’re a certified nutzo wanted by the law in two dozen states and hopelessly in love with a murderous psychopathic clown.”

Motivational Joker Quotes

77. “Sweet as sugar. Hard as Ice. Hurt me once, I will kill you twice.” – Joker

78. “Someday someone will break you so badly  that you’ll become unbreakable.” – Joker

79. “See people want to see you fail. Disappoint them.” – The Joker

80. “If you don’t like me, get a car. Drive to hell. Have a nice trip.” – Joker

81. “Life is a game with snakes of every level.” – Joker

82. “Have not you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” – Joker quotes

83. “I need new haters, The old ones become my fans.” – Joker

84. “When they call you crazy, Remember that genius ideas don’t come from average minds.” – Joker

85. ”You will never make it if you care what others think.” – Joker

The Most Famous Joker Quotes

86. “Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are.”  – The Joker

87. “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Joker

88. “A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.” – The Joker

89.“Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”  – The Joker

90. “The only sensible way to live is without rules.”  – The Joker

91. “All it takes just one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That is how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” – Joker

92. “If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.” – The Joker Quotes

93. “Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!” – The Joker

94. “I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – The Joker

95. “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.”– The Joker Quotes

The Joker Quotes Attitude

96. “Stop showing your attitude, if I show mine, you will forget yours.” – The Joker

97. “Don’t judge me cause I’m quiet no one plans a murder out loud.” – Joker

98. “When you mess with me, from that moment, I start playing with your life.”

99. “No One is really busy, it all depends on what number you are on their priority list.” – Joker

100. “Hey, haters I’m gonna kick your little ass because your daddy never did.” – The Joker Quotes

101. “The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent smiling person.” – Joker

102. “Don’t ask me why I changed, ask yourself what you did to me.” – Joker

103. “Don’t try to make me bad because I don’t know how to be bad, I just know to be worst.”

104. “When I shut my mouth and walk away doesn’t mean you’ve won. it simply means you are not worth any more of my life.”

105. “If you treat me like an option, i will leave you like a choice.” – The Joker

106. “A tongue has no bones but it’s enough to break a heart.” – The Joker

107. “Never Explain yourself, your friends don’t need it, and your enimies won’t believe it.” – Joker

The Dark Knight Joker Quotes Everyone Loses Their Mind

108. “The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know… Do you know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!”

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