47 Top Joe Rogan Quotes

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Joe Rogan is globally recognized as an American businessman, podcast host, stand-up comedian, MMA color commentator and former television host and actor. I hope these best Joe Rogan quotes about life and success will be very Inspirational for you.

47 Inspirational Joe Rogan Quotes

The Best Joe Rogan Quotes

1. “Once you understand what excellence is all about…you see how excellence manifests itself in any discipline.” 

2. “There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.”

3. “People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.”

4. “Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you’re the fucking criminal.”

5. “If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.” 

6. “This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.” 

7. “The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel.”

8. “The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.”

9. “Reality really is a theatre. There’s no other way to describe it.  It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.”

10. “Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow… We know that inherently that feels great.”

11. “The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.”

12. “Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.” 

13. “The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.”

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Most Famous Joe Rogan Quotes

14. “I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.”

15. “If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?”

The Best Joe Rogan Quotes

16. “When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.” 

17. “I truly believe that in order to truly be great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.”

18. “To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

19. “Haters are all failures.  It’s 100% across the board.  No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.”

20. “Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.”

21. “I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion.” 

22. “There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results in the physical form.”

23. “Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.”

24. “It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.”

25. “Be cool to people.  Be nice to as many people as you can.  Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.”

26. “I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone.  If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them – the sorrow is inevitable.  When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.”

Inspirational Joe Rogan Quotes

27. “The universe rewards hustle.”

28. “Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.”

29. “By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.”

30. “That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”

31. “Work for that feeling that you have accomplished something…Don’t waste your time on this earth without making a mark.”

32. “We define ourselves far too often by our past failures.  That’s not you.  You are this person right now.  You’re the person who has learned from those failures. “

33. “To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

34. “After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.”

35. “The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time.  You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.”

36. “If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”

37. “The universe rewards calculated risk and passion.”

38. “Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other’s sugar.”

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Joe Rogan Quotes About Life

39. “One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.”

40. “If you can control what you eat, you can control all other aspects of your life.”

41. “I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who f***s his life up and gets his life together again story.”

42. “Life is about the pursuit of excellence.  That pursuit is probably more exciting to me now more than ever.” 

43. “To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die.”

44. “Life is strange.  You keep moving and keep moving.  Before you know it, you look back and thing, ‘What was that?”

45. “Live your life like you’re the hero in your own movie.”

46. “So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you.  That’s the problem with our society.  And what’s the reward?  Go home and get a big TV.” 

47. “I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative.  It carries more energy to you.  That can be an awesome and motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous.  One has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement.”

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