35+ GTA Quotes and Captions

Before sharing GTA Quotes and captions, I am going to share some introduction to the Grand Theft Auto game. GTA is the abbreviation of Grand Theft Auto. It is a series of action-adventure games created by Mike Dailly and David Jones. 

It is primarily developed by British development house Rockstar North (formerly DMA Design), and published by its parent company, Rockstar Games. The name of the series references the term “grand theft auto”, used in the United States for motor vehicle theft.

Now explore a list of 35+ GTA or Grand Theft Auto quotes that are famous, best and inspirational too.

Deep GTA 5 Quotes and Captions

1. “Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive.” – Michael de Santa

2. “The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.” – Steve Haines

3. “Lonely? Eh, I couldn’t say. I mean, not really. A road’s a road. It ain’t got abandonment issues.” – Lamar Davis

4. “You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.” – Simeon Yetarian

5. “We are about to put Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it’s gonna be fun.” – Lester Crest

6. “They say never work with children or animals. Well, I wanna add to that list: never work with actors or directors.” – Solomon Richards

7. “If this car were a woman, I’d have to break my twenty-and-under rule.” – Devin Weston

8. “Some of the government… some of it is pretty corrupt.” – Dave Norton

9. “I’m getting my money in the hood, I’m a straight, fool. I’m cool!” – Lamar Davis

10. “You know, I’ve been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice – give the shit up.” – Michael de Santa

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GTA Quotes Vice City

11. I’m rich, I’m miserable – I’m pretty average for this town. – Michael de Santa

12. “Don’t you ever not tell me things I wanna know!” (GTA quotes vice city)

13. “It’s either this or dealing Dimebag’s. The bullets come crackin’ at yo ass either way.”

14. “You forget a thousand things every day, pal. make sure this is one of ‘Em.”

15. “Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for It. It’s called capitalism.”

16. “Surviving is winning, Franklin! everything else is Bulls***! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life In the eye! whatever It takes, kid! survive!”

17. “If that’s our standard for goodness… then no wonder this country’s screwed.”If that’s our standard for goodness… then no wonder this country’s screwed.”

18. “I’m cranked out on speed most of The time, but I am productivity personified.” (GTA quotes vice city)

19. “Look, you wake up one day and your legs, they just give, and you just can’t run anymore.”

20. “I’ll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!”

Trevor Philips Quotes

21. “You’re like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.” – Trevor Philips

22. “Come one, come all, I say. This country has bigger things to worry about.” – Trevor Philips quotes

23. You look like you struggle with simple tasks. – Trevor Philips

24. “You make me want a lobotomy!” – Trevor Philips

25. “I don’t know what all these naysayers are talking about. I’m cranked out on speed most of the time, but I am productivity personified.” – Trevor Philips

26. “I am diversification personified… or personification diversified.” – Trevor Philips

27. “I’ll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!” – – Trevor Philips quotes

28. “Now go. I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.” – Trevor Philips

Hilarious Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Quotes

29. “I need to meditate. or masturbate. or both.”

30. “I said something nice, not something expensive!”

31. “No, I think you’re plenty stupid enough for both of us.”

32. “Great. seems like the marriage was at least profitable.” (San Andreas quotes)

33. “You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.”

34. “…And tell him we’ll need chips and dip and prostitutes.”

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GTA Captions For Instagram

35. “Me, I’m not rational.”

36. “I said something nice, not expensive.”

37. “You, Trevor, are the Proto-Hipster.”

38. “When there’s some S*** to be won. godammit, I Want It.”

39. “So you giving me a lecture about not being a good enough gangbanger?”

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